K e r e t a O h k e r e t a

Nak critera psl kereta.....
nak jdi cerita....raya haji bru ni ak blk kamis tgh hari....
meyumpah gler ble smp tol gombak da mula jem...
*&%**#....ish xpe ak jek phm....ak pki gear 2 & 3 jek spjng
hghway....mrh ny....tp xpe la...lps dr karak jln da mula ook...
smp jek umh nenek d temerloh....ak tros cri nsi....
da xpndg abg ak kt umh....hmmm ad jnji nih ngn apex....
nk kuar cri brg kwen na....da ckp kt abg nk kuar....
tp die xdgr.....die ckp nk pki kete blk umh wife die....
ak ckp pki la...tp ak nk jmp apex nih....
dgn slambe die baling kunci kete honda die suh ak bwk....
aiiii pkir 2 3 kali la ak nk bwk ny.....bkn senang nk bwk ny....
clush keras....gear ketat....biar betik nk bwk nih....
tekat kan hati ak bwk jek la....
BISMILLAH....
bwk la smp town temerloh.....kete die xder aircond...
so kne bukak tgkp...mse tuw sumer org pndg ak....
aiii tebal muka jek la...ap dorg kte xtaw la....
ngn bunyi ekzos bsg ny.....
aiii tkt tlps clush cpt mlompat la kete nih....
puhhhh xder ap2.....
syukur sgt2 xder ap blaku biar pon dlm
kekalutan org rmi ak dpt mgawal ny....
ALHAMDULILLAH.....
*tuw la kete yg ak bwk

ganu oh ganu......

ekekeke....
1st nk g nervous.....cz xpenah drive sjauh itu.....
n bwk ank2 org...klu ap2 jd msk ak kne kn....
tp alhamdulillah semua selamat....
mse pgi tuw besh jek jln pon ook jek...
kete byk tp still ley memotong ler....
(dlm keadaan baek taw )
tp jln YA ALLAH....
mrh tol la....lobang sana lobang sini.....
da la byk traffic light.....
tgh lju nih ttbe merah mak ngh....
mrh ny nyah nih.....tra plak nk tkucil....
so benti la kt petronas mne x....
ak pon xtaw....ak park tmpt btol da...
ttbe ad lak kete hon kt ak suh alih kan kete....
ak da la nk tkucil nih.....alih la jap sbb tmpt ak park tu
tuk org isi angin kete.....ak tros park mlintang kt ptonas tuw....
protes la tuw konon ny....hahahaha....
smp la umh na kul bpe eak....hmmmm kul 1 gak la.....
pgatin lmbt lak dtg.....kul3 lbh kot bru smp....
huhuhu....tp na comel sgt....cm xsgka na da kwen.....

raya haji....

mcm xmeriah jek raya haji kli nih....
xtahu knp....org g smyg raya ak ley lg
tbukang kt ats katil...hmmmm ap nk wt bgon
pon da kul 9....ciap2...kms2 umh....mak ak pon
blk bwk daging....
ak dkerah tuk pegang prot....ish222....goli den....
pegang gak la....nk wt cmner....kang kta mls lak
dmi mak tercinta ak ikut kan gak....
xla ssh mne....tp unik ny perot itu....
ad prot kitab la...prot muda la....n yg sme wak2 dgn ny.....
huhuhu....

sesuaikn...

ak xtaw ap motif ni... ak xtaw npe ak wt sumer ni... nnt jap ak pikir... hmmmm.. sbnr untuk meluah.. pdn kn ngn name blog ak.. nootygurlz.. ak mmg seowg yg nooty... dr ak bljr dlu ag mmg ak nooty.. huhuhuhu...


tgk.....
kn ak da kte.. mmg noty thp gaban...
owg smbhyg...
ley plak ak menjelir cm2..
kuang ajr tol...

actlly ak mmg cmni..
ak bkn jelir kn spe pon...
tp mmg prangai cm2...
huhuhuhu...
habit bwok tuw...
xley gtaw calon mak mtua ni...
hahahahaha